Saturday, August 24, 2013

WARNING... NAKED BUTT

Last night I was trying to take a couple of cute photos of Dante with the earphones on again... he was listening so intently I just had to capture his darling wee face:


ABOVE:  Steve decided to be an arse and well... there is his arse!  That son of mine is such a shit!  Nice pictures of the baby though.  *smiles*

I did get 3 hand towels made last night, here's the last two:


ABOVE: These ones WON'T be going to anyone in Hamilton.  Just sayin'.

So... today.  Getting a big furniture trailer from the Hire place in Onehunga, then going over to the Smartbox facility in Sylvia Park to get all of Steve and Bex's stuff... then taking it over to Lacy's.
I expect that to take all morning.

After that... probably home to do some washing (kids uniforms etc) and just relax hopefully.

Now that I've got back to me sewing machine, I hope to get a few more Christmas gifts made over the weekend.
I am making EVERY CHRISTMAS GIFT myself this year.
So, I've got a lot to do in the next few months.

Right... I'm off to start the day...

ONWARD...

FROGGY:  nope they don't. I do stitching all over the cotton, so it doesn't bunch up at all.


Well... the move is done... and it only took about 2 hours all up!  I'm happy to report that the Spongebob Beanbag STAYED in storage at Lacy's home.  *shudder*
AND Steve's shorts STAYED ON too.  He's hanging a roman blind in the garage shed so no one can see into it.

After we had finished that we all went out for lunch.  Bex and Steve went to Botany Town Centre and Stew, the two kids and I went to Manukau Mall.
Lacy and Keera stayed at their home.  I will visit them again on Wednesday.

NOW... I'm going to do some sewing.  I might just make a start on some Placemats for Christmas presents...

ENZ:  DON'T forget to send me your address so I can send you your mug rug and cards!

If I EVER needed proof Steve is a right DICK... this is it:

He fixed the Central Vac for me.  And he decided in his INFINITE WISDOM to shove the hose up his shorts while it was ON.
The hose latched onto his 'thingee' and did he ever yelp in pain!

Trust him to turn it into a positive ... he said it was the best blow job he's had in a while!

BOYS!

End of Day:  I forgot to do this bit last night!  It was a lovely day, and I thoroughly enjoyed getting some sewing done.
nite nite

24 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:15 AM

    Oh my goodness. The photos of Dante are gorgeous! ! Not so much the arse part but he is so adorable. .He obviously loves the music! So cute. .

    Kate444

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  2. Hey Chris, how does the cotton go on these towels when they're washed? I won a beautiful owl tea towel at a christmas party and when i wash it the cotton all bunches up and distorts the towel. Does this happen with these?

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  3. Anonymous10:27 AM

    Dante looks like he would be up for a bit of story reading Love to see the photos of that as he seems so alert and listening intently Get Steve to do it with his pants on lol
    Mary H

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  4. Your grandson cute your son wellllll just saying *nods head* face palm... maybe some read along books? for Dante hope the move and removing goes well. Oh and go the AB's!!

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  5. I had to look and see if you did it. YOU TRADEMARKED YOUR KID'S BUM. Ha ha ha! Ok, guess I can't copy it onto my own website now and pass it off as my original content. lol

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  6. LOL about Steve's blow job. That would have been one heck of a video! :)

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  7. Dante looks so intensely interested - too cute.

    Steve vs vacuum made me laugh out loud :-)

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  8. Still giggling about Steve and his "blow job" !!

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  9. Haha you bloody epic twit.....only you aye steve LMFAO..........Xo #2 and minni me

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  10. lol at steve, but is that a pimple on his butt!

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  11. Anonymous8:53 PM

    Steve should grow up and act his age! Disgraceful example of a father! Dante is far too small to realize how immature his father is acting. However, he will grow up and will be embarrassed by his father's action. Act your age Steve before it's too late.

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    1. Steve6:38 AM

      Obviously you were born without a sense of humour, but that's ok you can just continue your life as a sad, pathetic loser who hides behind a computer screen letting your jealousy of others manifest itself into silly words on a screen. Throughout my life a have always done things that some people may consider odd, weird, or slightly out there, but what is life if not to be enjoyed, and I enjoy the hell out of it. Judging by the reactions of 99% off people who know me, or have seen the weird and wonderful things I get up to, I am quite a funny individual, and if making people smile and laugh is immature or wrong, then I will continue to be wrong and immature for as long as I live, and to those that shake their head at me in disgust or disbelief there is only one thing I have left to say, fuck off if you don't like me or the things I do, no one forced you to be a part of my life, no one is forcing you to read this blog, and certainly no one wants to hear your jealousy fueled rant, so do us all a favour and go get a life, one that isn't trying to have a go at people who are having fun living theirs.

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    2. Chill, I think you need to not take life so seriously.

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    3. Anonymous9:49 AM

      Geee some one sounds a tad jealous, is your life that boring you have to hate on others for being able to have some harmless fun....
      Sounds like you need to grow up...or just lax a dam bit...

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    4. Who invited the fun police? Get a live, Anon

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    5. Anonymous8:28 PM

      Epic....bloody epic...ow btw 'Anonymous reply at 9:49am was his Big sis.....gota stick up for my Bro.....All the way Xo #2 and minni me

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  12. Anonymous11:41 PM

    It is called having a laugh anon
    Mary H

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  13. Get out of town with that vacuum story!!! I'm glad no one including the vacuum was hurt.

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  14. Steve7:16 AM

    To anyone who wants to critique my parenting skills, why don't you grow some balls and say who you are, rather then hiding like a scared little girl behind anon. I am a great father, and I am proud of the fact I can enjoy my life and make others smile, and I know that my son will grow up just fine, and when he is older im sure he will take part in all the fun i have, and he will be as happy as I am. So to those who would go around saying im not a good father, you should take a step back and realise that just because your a failure of a parent, or your ashamed of your parents, does not mean that you should try and pull other people down, your self pity is not other peoples fault, so leave them out of it and sort your own shit out.

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    1. Anonymous8:30 PM

      Epic...absolutely Epic Steve Xo #2

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  15. Anonymous11:00 AM

    Well said Steve!WOMBAT

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  16. Anonymous12:05 PM

    Well said Steve! I admire you daily when I see you with your family. For the record I have a 16 soon to be 17 year old fun loving boy who is a national athlete, academic and great person and yes he moons me. In fact only last night getting dressed to go our I saw his butt!

    Kym/Australia

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  17. Anonymous2:58 PM

    Can't believe you didn't whip your camera out and take a pic when the vacuum went wild! I'm still creased up laughing at that.
    And aye, Steve, I reckon you and Bex make great parents to an adorable boy.
    Mrs F with 4

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  18. You're the first person to mention Christmas presents, I've been thinking it's coming soon....

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